If Otter Is Extra-Super-Cute Will You Give Him a Fish?
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“Wicked people never have time for reading. It’s one of the reasons for their wickedness.”
Lemony Snicket
When asked “What do we need to learn this for?” any high-school teacher can confidently answer that, regardless of the subject, the knowledge will come in handy once the student hits middle age and starts working crossword puzzles in order to stave off the terrible loneliness.
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| — | David Sedaris, Me Talk Pretty One Day (via greenpunchbuggy) |
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.
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| — | Oscar Wilde (via sunsets-sunrises) |
Fate is like a strange, unpopular restaurant filled with odd little waiters who bring you things you never asked for and don’t always like.
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| — | Lemony Snicket (via pixiehaunt) |
